Oh, that dreadfully hard to pronounce
He felt compelled to ponder its use or withdrawal.
A monosyllabic word that he learned to master from such an early age.
That he used so naturally for so many years, with its-siamese-twin- seperated-at-birth
I am seriously contemplating using Finn’s linguistic seminar tactics in the work place (“Has anyone seen mememe2U? There are dozens of idiotic queries waiting for an instantaneous reply lest VPs become CCed” “Too bad mate, he has booked the Sulk Room for the whole morning, someone sent him an email ending in BR – which he abhors so much, as it is the very opposite of someone’s best regards…)