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Don’t even think about it, on you go. Go!!!
Stop that! You can’t stop here. This stop is not in use.

GO! 

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Go!!!

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The Mistake Factory is colourful today.
As in even more colourful.

The Mistake Factory is gay today.
As in even more gay.

The Mistake Factory is filled with laughter today.
As in filled with what?!

Oh yes, I remember now. Today is the kiddies’ Christmas party.
60 midgets on acid running amock around the place.
As opposed to the habitual 60 adults running frantically around the place, looking desperately for someone else to blame for the latest hiccup (or challenge,  or mistake, or disaster, or fuck-up of galactic proportion, depending on the day).

60 midgets on acid, filled with Coca Cola and Haribo jellies and popcorn and chocolate and sweets.

And 5% of them are my responsibility…

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Daddy works in the party place

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Kids…
They’re mostly made of teeth, aren’t they?

It was a high octane day. With lots of exercise, and walking, and running, and screaming, and jumping, and screeching, and leaping, and howling.

And air hockey suspense.

And delicious rib-eye steak.

And they will have a video to remember it all.

Thank you Nana!

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The after-show must go on

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A packed and incredibly noisy Eddie’s Rocket wasn’t perhaps my no. 1 destination of choice after the 2 hour gymnastics show, but I was outnumbered by 4 to 1 and apparently a splitting headache does not give you an extra vote. Or five.

While the gymnast was cramming chips by the fistful, her brother was trying really hard not to regurgitate his hastily slurped milkshake, and cheesy chips and coke-soaked burger.
He had a look on his face that reminded us of the good old reflux days…

While Mrs mememe2u escorted him back to the car with the precaution of a nitroglycerin handler, I did the same with the bill.

It exploded in my face when I reached the till.

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I couldn’t bring myself to wake them up after everybody else had vacated the rec area. They looked so cute.

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Townhall meeting

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No, make that Ecstatic Meal.
Happy doesn’t half convey the atmosphere of sheer merriment that permeated McD at lunchtime today.

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Happy meal

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Tomorrow is National Fish & Chips Day (proudly sponsored by the Cardiovascular Surgeons of Ireland).

Only in the land that has a kiddies’ adventure park with a potato crisp theme…

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Wake up people!

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