Five out of five French men suffer from hair loss.
The most desperate among them dye within an inch of its life whatever little hair is still attached to their scalp.
Well, those with a monthly hairdressing budget of EUR9,000 do.
Today was slightly different. And fun. The wine was good. Very good.
The cheese was smelly. Very smelly. And good. Very good.
The man was presidential.
Very. For another little while.