– Hi Mum, I want to came back on the farm, I can’t hack it any longer here
– What’s wrong me boy, you were so excited about landing that big job in the Big Smoke?
– I’ve lost touch with the land. I’ve lost touch with nature. I want to return to the farm. Escape the Cubicle Farm
– Aw Jayzus. Why didn’t you say earlier? We sold the John Deer in the Buy and Sell last week. And we got Sky Sport with the money…