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You’ve got mail!


Well, two of you have…

I managed to procure a transcript of the letters that they were eagerly awaiting:

Dear Finn,

Well, well, well, how are you doing dear little Finn?
I was very impressed by your letter. The drawing is so good. And you know what? I could tell that you wrote the letter all on your own! Without help. Because you are now a big boy.
Santa knows. I am delighted to hear that you play the drums now. This is great. But be careful not to disturb the neighbours when they are in.
I’ll see what I can do for the Lego Police Station. Keep up the good work, and I am confident that you will not be disappointed. I know that you like to play Lego in the evening with your big brother Luca.
Do you know that he didn’t even make a drawing for me this year?
I am not impressed! There could be a lump of coal in his stocking for him this year…
Be good!
All the very best,


Dear Mimi,

I was looking forward to your letter and once again, I was not disappointed. You have put a lot of time and effort in your letter (I wish your brother Luca had done as much, he didn’t even bother sending me a letter this year!)
Your penmanship is excellent and I liked the lovely colours that you picked.
I’ll see what I can do for the Our Generation doll and horse. After the Late Late Toy Show, thousands of little girls have asked for Our Generation dolls. My little elves are doing their best. Hopefully they will be able to sort out something. It mostly depends on whether you’ve been good or not to go up on the priority list!
As for the Hubba Bubba, I’m not sure.
Is chewing-gum nutritious? Would your Mum and Dad agree with it? We’ll see.
Be good!
All the very best,



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