After six months, three weeks and two days of intensive training as well as a carefully tweaked diet, Donald had finally cracked it.
His Rex was now finally able to produce some rather stupendous stand-up poos.
It had been a grueling journey.
But through trial and error, perseverance and an unshakable belief in his beloved pet’s digestive system, he had finally achieved the goal of a lifetime.
So he was buggered if he was ever going to bag and dispose of such a masterpiece.
Despite what the signs erected by the County Council at regular interval expressed in a barely veiled threatening tone, he would not deprive the Dun Laoghaire community of such a marvel.
Bag and bin his fluffy arse!