At the end of a quest that had spanned several decades, Dominic had finally found it.
He had located the G spot.
It was nothing to write home about, to be honest.
Still, it was a pity that Fionnuala wasn’t there. Typical of her, she was rooting around in the bargains aisle of Dealz, across the road. She’d only be gone for 5 minutes she had said…
It was supposed to be a special moment for a couple.
According to his mates in the pub.
He had seen them snigger while singing the praise of that elusive, mysterious G spot.
He was now convinced that they had been taking the piss.
That shower of bollixes.