The humble paver’s prayer
O almighty Lord, who resides in the level plains of the Elysium, please make my paving strong, and free from distortion from the cold, and the rain, and the heat*, and above all, please keep it smooth, and uniformly level, o yes dear Lord, level, level above all.
I implore you on my knees o almightly lord.
In the name of the rubber knee-protections, and the holy spirit level and the mighty con saw.
* note of the atheist: heat?! Fat chance…