dun laoghaire, funny, humour, ireland, photography, street photography

Place of worship

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The humble paver’s prayer 

O almighty Lord, who resides in the level plains of the Elysium, please make my paving strong, and free from distortion from the cold, and the rain, and the heat*, and above all, please keep it smooth, and uniformly level, o yes dear Lord, level, level above all.
I implore you on my knees o almightly lord.
In the name of the rubber knee-protections, and the holy spirit level and the mighty con saw.

Amen.

* note of the atheist: heat?! Fat chance…

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