The street light outside my local Chinese is a busy social space for the gulls of the neighbourhood.
They’re constantly fighting for the top spot: the bulb cover.
They have a very clear pecking order. The biggest and fittest gets the spot.
Perhaps not the most observant though.
Or he would have seen the live wire poking out.
Xue Tao’s first cousin does electrical nixers…
And a crispy duck for table 12, crispy duck for table 12!