“I haven’t got all day, for f*&% sake.
Is that you again Siobhan?! What is it that you want this time?
I’ve told you already, we do not do vaccination for tropical diseases.
The most exotic disease you ever got was that dose of gonorrhea after the Togas and Amazons party last Christmas. The only vaccination for that is sobriety…
Don’t get any closer! It’s athlete’s foot.
Micatin antifungal cream. EUR6.99. NO! Don’t take off your sandals! Stop immediately. I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THE EVIDENCE. I can smell it.
Mulhall’s Pharmacy, Patient Advice Gold Award 2012