Udo has recently been appointed Head of Comedy on Dart TV.
Thanks Udo. I am almost sure your name is Udo. It’s definitely a German name, two syllables, ending in O and it is not Otto, Falco, Botho, Timo or Golo. My memory is not what it used to be… But since I see you most days in my carriage, sorry, our carriage on the Dart, I guess I can always rectify this entry at a later date.