Nice try, Mr Tesco.
You can dedicate shelving space the size of Southern Lichtenstein to barbecue products, you will not trick me into believing that there is such a thing as a barbecue season.
This is Ireland for flip sake…
Seasonal? Seasonal my fluffy arse…
That misleading aisle of yours should be named Ephemeral.
Next to the Lotto machine, and a few yards away from the canvassers handing their leaflets.
In the Wishful Thinking area of your superinconveniencestore.