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Rain? Check!

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Welcome to Ireland.

We would like to congratulate you on your choice of a Deluxe Drizzle Package. 

Our rain is 100% reliable, with packages tailored to suit all budgets and needs. 

Your own personal little rain cloud will escort you from 10 nautical miles east of Howth Head and it will stay with you for the duration of your stay, 24/7. 

You can switch between the Light Drizzle and Dense Drizzle settings simply by clapping your hands. 
Some hardcore enthusiasts even gather around turf fires in local inns to change their drizzle settings. They accompany their clapping with music and drinks and much merriment and call this a céilidh. 

During you stay, you are entitled to one complimentary upgrade to the Soaked Irish Barbecue. 
There is no need to phone or email us in advance, or to clap your hands louder. Just crack open the pack of Galtee sausages or take a 5 kg bag of charcoal out of your boot and the rain extravaganza will start automatically.

One Soaked Irish Barbecue offer per stay (1 January – 31 December). Cannot be used in conjunction with the Cycling Around Ireland in the Pissing Rain package. Terms and conditions apply.

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